I had gotten the automated call saying "Your appliances will arrive between 11am and 3pm, if this is ok press 1, if you need to reschedule press 2, if you can barely wait to try out your new oven press 3." Or something like that.
Then I got another automated call saying they would arrive within 30 minutes. At this point I dashed out of work, hopped in the car and headed toward home. As I was about to turn on our road I got a call from an unfamiliar number. This is how that call went.
Caller-"This is Jose with the Big Box Delivery Company, I am at your house with your appliances"
Me- "Great!!! I'm almost there"
Jose- "Well I'm outside your house, but, um, well, I'm in the grass"
Me- "That's ok" (Not like our yard is manicured or anything)
Jose- "Well, I uh slid into the grass"
Jose- "The truck is stuck in the mud"
Me- "Oh, now I get it" -starts laughing
Jose- "uh, well, uh , uh"
Me- "It's ok, it happens to the best of us" (there's a story, or two, for another day) "We have a truck, we'll get you out"
By this point I am almost to the house. I pull around the barn and sure enough, there is a great big delivery truck up to the axles in mud. I can't help but laugh at the very sheepish driver when I get out. I'm glad I'm not actually the one responsible for towing people out of the mud, because I would have tried using our truck and that would have compounded the mess. Luckily there is someone much smarter who pulled the tractor out of the barn and had the truck back on the driveway in minutes.
I wish I had gotten pictures of the whole process. But I was too busy oohhing and ahhing over the new oven and dishwasher. But as a consolation, here are some pictures of the rut that the truck left.